One Banana Two Banana Three Banana Gore!

One Banana Two Banana Three Banana Gore! is a reprise of the Banana Splits theme, but sinister.

Lyrics:

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

One Banana Two Banana Three Banana Gore!

The Banana Splits are back, but with a lot of GORE.

All the way to the gory show the Banana Buggies go

Comin’ on to bring you the Banana Spilts Show!

Makin’ up a mess of blood.

Makin’ up a mess of blood.

LOTS OF BLOOD FOR EVERYONE.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Four Banana Two Banana Three Banana One.

All Bananas screaming as the show goes on

Burning in hellfire, screaming like a cat.

Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la.

Tra la la, la la la la!